He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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