We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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