This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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