I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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