this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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