Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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