I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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