Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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