trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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