She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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