I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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