Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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