In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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