just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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