I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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