im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's Friday. Sex?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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