Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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