Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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