READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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