i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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