Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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