do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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