just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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