Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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