The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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