You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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