all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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