i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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