New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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