i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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