we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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