I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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