Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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