What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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