i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Farmville is her only friend.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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