And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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