I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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