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Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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