she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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