If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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