Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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