I don't think brook has ever known best
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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