Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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