The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize
