Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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