dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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