Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize