I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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