I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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