Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
