So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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