I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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