I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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