her vagine was all disorganized.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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